The Most Badass Story I’ve Read All Week

Paddy Trumbull an australian grandmother is out snorkeling enjoying the pleasures of the Australian sea and gets attacked by a shark… What ensues is a story of such badassery it made my testicles invert into a vagina. More >

Sixth Sense Amazing New Technology

The potential for this little gadget is extremely exciting. It is nothing more than a projector attached to a mobile phone with an internet connection and a camera. This gadget will open up so many doors and revolutionise the way we interact with our environment. Watch the video for more details on this amazing product

I got a blackberry today :D

Bought the blackberry bold 9700.

I am in love with it already. It is already making my life so much easier and helping relieve boredom. I wanted to give it a proper welcome so worked on a little video. Took me a couple of hours to put everything together. Lightning and crotch thrust missile special effect produced in adobe after effects cs3.

Why The Ipad Sucks

1. There’s no camera or webcam. No phototaking on the go or ability to get in touch with your friends via webcam no matter where you are.

2. No USB port! Which means you cannot attach a printer, webcam, external hard drive to it. Nothing!

3. No support for flash. Which means flash videos, games, flash websites. Forget about them More >

Sex Explained By Pens

http://www.frucomerci.com/2010/01/20/sex-explained-graphically-by-pens/ has a great little image. Sex and sexual positions, practices illustrated using a simple bic ballpoint pen :D
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Little Chinaman In BIG London

Took a photo of a friend on millenium bridge, london and decided to play around with it on photoshop to kill time. tagged him in it on facebook at night while he was asleep. Ha Ha he was not happy in the morning.

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100 Ways Of Saying Fuck You

Standard Madness bring you 100 ways of saying “fuck you” so you can express your disgust no matter who you happn to come across

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